Q. Can I buy stuff online?
A. Sorry, you'll have to phone or visit. Visiting is good.

Q. Do you do mail order outside the UK?
A. Nope.

Q. I can't find you, you're not on the map!
A. Use your head. Church Lane is near a church just off the High Street. It crosses Paternoster Row, which is on the map, and runs between Butcher's Row (opposite the market) and the High St. (opposite Eden clothes shop) through the churchyard. If you're still lost go to Tourist Info. or follow some tall guy with a fancy hat as it's probably the tour guide - he might take you to the almshouses eventually!

Q. Do you sell games?
A. We are a pure comics shop -  we sell only comics and comics-related accessories.

Q. Do you have any other branches?
A. No, we are the one and only.

Q. How long have you been open?
A. 14 years. It only feels like more.

Q. You're artists so you must think comics are an artform, right?
A. No, comics are not art, they're just entertainment. Much as we like them, we sell them to keep ourselves in paint.

Q. Are you the best comic shop in the UK?
A. We might be the smallest.

Q. Do you repair watches, then?
Q. Have you got any of those little horses?
Q. Do they know what they're getting into? It's all devil worship!
A. Choose your own expletives here - all these are true and many more anecdotes can be heard in the shop, including the pool of blood in the doorway incident, the guy who was surprised to find the window had glass in and the many strange and stupid people who have wandered in confused at the thought of a shop that just sells things to read - imagine that!